Three meetings before lunch and a report due this Friday, then Angie the office manager reminds you have to complete employee orientation training for the third year in a row. “It's protocol!” she says. You gotta be kidding me, you mumble. Your boss needs you to stay late tomorrow, probably so he can grab drinks with that lady from Accounts Payable...but you said you wouldn't say anything, so you won't. You'll just grin and bear it. Angie's assistant is bugging you to answer whether or not you'll make it to the office potluck three weeks from now. IT won't answer your calls about your computer's WiFi troubles. Today? Today it's time for a freaking Sick Day.